those catholic school girls..... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SAM821 · 12-17-2003, 02:44 PM

hope you havent seen this one yet....

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your >finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis? "The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate," All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush? The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

TerresqueÜ · 12-17-2003, 06:01 PM

Hahahaha! That's great!

KellyC · 12-17-2003, 06:16 PM

repost...the other one was nuns

slimshaydee · 12-17-2003, 07:05 PM

yeah the other one was about nuns, still funny though

The_Dude · 12-17-2003, 09:44 PM

lol, real good one.

bravo49 · 12-18-2003, 01:53 AM

Best I've heard in a while

Crack · 12-18-2003, 04:14 AM

Nuns or Catholic school girls...either one could be fun... but together.. Now I am off to Kazaa...
~Crack

Dilbert1234567 · 12-18-2003, 04:29 PM

thats bad

Bobdoler · 12-18-2003, 07:48 PM

thats pretty funny

PulpMind · 12-19-2003, 12:52 AM

hahahahaha.. hoo!

Soda_BoB · 12-19-2003, 05:38 AM

ahahahah funneh

JohnS72 · 12-19-2003, 10:33 AM

hahahahahahaha I do love a good catholic joke! lol good one

gloveshot3 · 12-20-2003, 07:45 AM

could this be tilted to Micheal J and Catholic priests?

Shpoop · 12-20-2003, 09:27 AM

haha thats great, i mustve missed the first one

Kaos · 12-20-2003, 02:59 PM

Excellent...never heard that one before!

batm4n_23 · 12-21-2003, 06:04 PM

i like it
how old were the girls again?

Flesh · 12-23-2003, 11:47 AM

haha, good stuff.

SVT01Cobra · 12-23-2003, 12:22 PM

Haha, that was pretty good.

troit · 12-23-2003, 12:35 PM

First read for me... a good one! Thanks!

floydthebarber · 12-23-2003, 07:20 PM

hehe...I like it..

sartan · 12-25-2003, 07:05 PM

That's a good one.

12-17-2003, 02:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
SAM821 Surviving Hurricanes Location: Miami, Florida	those catholic school girls..... hope you havent seen this one yet.... A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your >finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis? "The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate," All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush? The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

12-17-2003, 06:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahaha! That's great! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

12-17-2003, 06:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	repost...the other one was nuns __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

12-17-2003, 09:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	lol, real good one. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

12-18-2003, 04:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Nuns or Catholic school girls...either one could be fun... but together.. Now I am off to Kazaa... ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-17-2003, 07:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	yeah the other one was about nuns, still funny though

12-18-2003, 01:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Best I've heard in a while

12-18-2003, 04:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	thats bad __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

12-18-2003, 07:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bobdoler Crazy	thats pretty funny __________________ woot

12-19-2003, 12:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
PulpMind Addict Location: Portland	hahahahaha.. hoo!

12-19-2003, 05:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	ahahahah funneh __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

12-19-2003, 10:33 AM	#12 (permalink)
JohnS72 Crazy	hahahahahahaha I do love a good catholic joke! lol good one

12-20-2003, 07:45 AM	#13 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	could this be tilted to Micheal J and Catholic priests?

12-20-2003, 09:27 AM	#14 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	haha thats great, i mustve missed the first one

12-20-2003, 02:59 PM	#15 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	Excellent...never heard that one before!

12-21-2003, 06:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	i like it how old were the girls again?

12-23-2003, 11:47 AM	#17 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha, good stuff.

12-23-2003, 12:22 PM	#18 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Haha, that was pretty good.

12-23-2003, 12:35 PM	#19 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	First read for me... a good one! Thanks! __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

12-23-2003, 07:20 PM	#20 (permalink)
floydthebarber Insane Location: ?	hehe...I like it.. __________________ wish you were here

12-25-2003, 07:05 PM	#21 (permalink)
sartan Tilted	That's a good one.