those catholic school girls.....
 

hope you havent seen this one yet....


A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your >finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis? "The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate," All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush? The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

Hahahaha! That's great!

repost...the other one was nuns

yeah the other one was about nuns, still funny though

lol, real good one.

Best I've heard in a while

Nuns or Catholic school girls...either one could be fun... but together.. Now I am off to Kazaa...
~Crack

thats bad

thats pretty funny

hahahahaha.. hoo!

ahahahah funneh

hahahahahahaha I do love a good catholic joke! lol good one

could this be tilted to Micheal J and Catholic priests?

haha thats great, i mustve missed the first one

Excellent...never heard that one before! :lol:

i like it
how old were the girls again?

haha, good stuff.

Haha, that was pretty good.

First read for me... a good one! Thanks! ;)

hehe...I like it..

That's a good one.