Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
A young woman goes to confession, and upon entering the confessional she says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest says, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times." The priest thinks long and hard and then says, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." The young woman asks, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest says, "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face." |
Ha, good one.
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Laughing out loud over here....
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hahha, nice ;)
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very good, those priests know everything
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Heh. May have to remember that one. ;)
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