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CSflim · 12-07-2003, 06:01 AM

How do you get a racist to laugh on a Sunday?
Tell them a joke on Friday.

What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge?
The bucket.

Why is a racist like a drunk?
Because whatever they say ends in a slur.

Why is a racist like a dog?
Because they both mark out territory by spraying walls.

What's red and white and peels itself?
A white supremist trying to get a suntan.

What's the definition of confused?
A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint.

What do you get when you cross a white supremist with a donkey?
Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass.

What do you call a bigot who does well on an IQ test?
A cheat.

Why is a bigot like the announcer at Randwick?
Because they both start shouting the instant they see a new race.

What's the difference between a schoolyard racist and Adolf Hitler?
Opportunity.

What are the best four years of a racist's life?
Year 6.

Why do racists hang around in gangs?
So they can form a dope ring.

Why didn't the racist cross the road?
She was afraid of the other side.

How many racists does it take to change a light bulb?
None - racists hate being enlightened.

Have you heard about the racist who choked on his youghurt?
Someone told him it grew out of a foreign culture.

Why do racists compete with others on the basis of colour?
Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose.

Why did the racist punch out the immigrants?
Because if you can't join 'em, beat 'em.

batm4n_23 · 12-07-2003, 06:51 AM

i thought this was gonna be something else...
i liked it -- really funny

Stare At The Sun · 12-07-2003, 10:41 AM

^^ As did I However, i don't get:

What are the best four years of a racist's life?
Year 6.

Why do racists hang around in gangs?
So they can form a dope ring.

Perhaps I'm just slow, but i don't get those two..

reverendjay · 12-07-2003, 07:11 PM

I'm not sure of Year 6 myself, but dope ring has two meanings. It can either be a group of people banded together to sell drugs, or a bunch of dopes (idiots) standing in a circle...

Giltwist · 12-07-2003, 07:19 PM

Must be a European. Year # is how they describe grade level in Europe

KellyC · 12-08-2003, 01:48 AM

"How many racists does it take to change a light bulb?
None - racists hate being enlightened."

I think thats the best one

"What's the definition of confused?
A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint." is it because all the runners are black?

Crack · 12-10-2003, 02:43 PM

What are the best four years of a racist's life?
Year 6.
=
What are the best four years of a racist's life?
Grade 6.

asquint · 12-12-2003, 02:18 AM

I expected something else as well, a pleasant surprise, but isn't it kinda racist in and of itself? Or was that the point?

MexicanOnABike · 12-13-2003, 10:09 PM

ahahaha... good stuff... gonna have to tell someone at work... he;s gonna be pissed off.

reverendjay · 12-29-2003, 07:54 AM

asquint it's only racist if you believe that only one race can be racist. Since there are members of every race that believe that their race is the best, we're covering all of our bases on this one.

I like to think of this as anti-ignorance myself.

Reese · 01-04-2004, 02:29 PM

So it's not racist, It's just prejeduce against racist. Still some funny ones in there.

12-07-2003, 06:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Racist Jokes! How do you get a racist to laugh on a Sunday? Tell them a joke on Friday. What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge? The bucket. Why is a racist like a drunk? Because whatever they say ends in a slur. Why is a racist like a dog? Because they both mark out territory by spraying walls. What's red and white and peels itself? A white supremist trying to get a suntan. What's the definition of confused? A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint. What do you get when you cross a white supremist with a donkey? Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass. What do you call a bigot who does well on an IQ test? A cheat. Why is a bigot like the announcer at Randwick? Because they both start shouting the instant they see a new race. What's the difference between a schoolyard racist and Adolf Hitler? Opportunity. What are the best four years of a racist's life? Year 6. Why do racists hang around in gangs? So they can form a dope ring. Why didn't the racist cross the road? She was afraid of the other side. How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None - racists hate being enlightened. Have you heard about the racist who choked on his youghurt? Someone told him it grew out of a foreign culture. Why do racists compete with others on the basis of colour? Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose. Why did the racist punch out the immigrants? Because if you can't join 'em, beat 'em. __________________

12-07-2003, 07:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
reverendjay Insane Location: Baltimore	I'm not sure of Year 6 myself, but dope ring has two meanings. It can either be a group of people banded together to sell drugs, or a bunch of dopes (idiots) standing in a circle... __________________ I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.

12-08-2003, 01:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	"How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None - racists hate being enlightened." I think thats the best one "What's the definition of confused? A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint." is it because all the runners are black? __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

12-10-2003, 02:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	What are the best four years of a racist's life? Year 6. = What are the best four years of a racist's life? Grade 6. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-12-2003, 02:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
asquint Crazy Location: Orlando	I expected something else as well, a pleasant surprise, but isn't it kinda racist in and of itself? Or was that the point? __________________ Hi-Tech Redneck

12-07-2003, 06:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	i thought this was gonna be something else... i liked it -- really funny

12-07-2003, 10:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	^^ As did I However, i don't get: What are the best four years of a racist's life? Year 6. Why do racists hang around in gangs? So they can form a dope ring. Perhaps I'm just slow, but i don't get those two..

12-07-2003, 07:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Giltwist Insane Location: Pennsylvania	Must be a European. Year # is how they describe grade level in Europe

12-13-2003, 10:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ahahaha... good stuff... gonna have to tell someone at work... he;s gonna be pissed off. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

12-29-2003, 07:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
reverendjay Insane Location: Baltimore	asquint it's only racist if you believe that only one race can be racist. Since there are members of every race that believe that their race is the best, we're covering all of our bases on this one. I like to think of this as anti-ignorance myself. __________________ I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.

01-04-2004, 02:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	So it's not racist, It's just prejeduce against racist. Still some funny ones in there. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry