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JadziaDax

12-07-2003 05:26 AM

Joke of the Day - December 7

Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

The Federal Drudge Administration is planning to issue a Guideline for Gourmets that advises you to:

List your ten favorite foods.
List your five favorite beverages.
List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little trees.
List water.
Avoid A & B; eat only C; drink only D.

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