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rmarshall · 11-20-2003, 02:19 PM

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and I heard a plink-plink in the toilet; when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."

"Uh-huh"

"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!"she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about. You're simply going through the change."

denim · 11-20-2003, 04:33 PM

torgone · 11-21-2003, 09:07 AM

D'oh!!!!

Ha! Funnay!

TerresqueÜ · 11-21-2003, 12:36 PM

*slaps forehead* Aye yiyiyiyiyiyiiyiyi

loganmule · 11-23-2003, 08:20 AM

punny, but I have to admit I kind of got a kick out of it

Gortexfogg · 11-23-2003, 08:49 AM

Oh man, funny stuff!

Amarth · 11-23-2003, 02:16 PM

Anything involving a gynocologist is funny. Especially if it involves money.

cchris · 11-23-2003, 02:23 PM

Now thats funny.

ratbastid · 11-23-2003, 03:45 PM

I hear the Silver Dollars are hell.

twisted_elmo · 11-25-2003, 02:05 PM

for a man who haas a wife doing this, Not the coins but the change, I wish it was that easy

good joke, thanks

WarWagon · 11-25-2003, 02:06 PM

My kind of woman! Just keeps on giving!

rmarshall · 11-25-2003, 03:04 PM

Found this on this website:

Most capacious human vagina
The human vagina, when not engaged in coitus, is often much smaller than the local penis. The vaginal tissue, happily enough, has the facility to expand to welcome the visitor and in such circumstances can quite easily double its volumetric capacity and become half as long again. It is not always realised, however, how capacious the human vagina can in fact be. There is a case reported by Walter (a matter of fact if we are to believe the Kronohausens' interpretation of "My Secret Life"), in which a woman is encouraged to insert as many coins as possible into her vagina. Walter produced five English pounds - "all in shillings" - and attempted to insert as many coins as possible into the woman's capacious tract. "Shilling after shilling I put up her, until forty were embedded in the elastic gully. . ." On and on she went until no less than seventy coins were inserted - "Triumphantly, she walked up and down the room, none falling out of her vagina." In the event the woman, Nellie, managed to retain eighty-four shillings in this manner - "I wish someone would do this every day."

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From The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records.
© 1974, 1982, 1997-2001 G.L. Simons
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monty121052 · 11-27-2003, 08:06 AM

Gotta tell my wife that one.

11-20-2003, 02:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	at the gynocologist A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange..." "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and I heard a plink-plink in the toilet; when I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "I see." "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl." "Uh-huh" "That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!"she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about. You're simply going through the change."

11-20-2003, 04:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	Ow!

11-21-2003, 09:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	D'oh!!!! Ha! Funnay! __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-21-2003, 12:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	slaps forehead Aye yiyiyiyiyiyiiyiyi __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

11-23-2003, 02:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Now thats funny. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-23-2003, 08:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	punny, but I have to admit I kind of got a kick out of it

11-23-2003, 08:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Oh man, funny stuff!

11-23-2003, 02:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	Anything involving a gynocologist is funny. Especially if it involves money.

11-23-2003, 03:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	I hear the Silver Dollars are hell.

11-25-2003, 02:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
twisted_elmo Psycho Location: upstate	for a man who haas a wife doing this, Not the coins but the change, I wish it was that easy good joke, thanks __________________ Having fun Yet?

11-25-2003, 02:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	My kind of woman! Just keeps on giving!

11-25-2003, 03:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Found this on this website: Most capacious human vagina The human vagina, when not engaged in coitus, is often much smaller than the local penis. The vaginal tissue, happily enough, has the facility to expand to welcome the visitor and in such circumstances can quite easily double its volumetric capacity and become half as long again. It is not always realised, however, how capacious the human vagina can in fact be. There is a case reported by Walter (a matter of fact if we are to believe the Kronohausens' interpretation of "My Secret Life"), in which a woman is encouraged to insert as many coins as possible into her vagina. Walter produced five English pounds - "all in shillings" - and attempted to insert as many coins as possible into the woman's capacious tract. "Shilling after shilling I put up her, until forty were embedded in the elastic gully. . ." On and on she went until no less than seventy coins were inserted - "Triumphantly, she walked up and down the room, none falling out of her vagina." In the event the woman, Nellie, managed to retain eighty-four shillings in this manner - "I wish someone would do this every day." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records. © 1974, 1982, 1997-2001 G.L. Simons Back to Home Page

11-27-2003, 08:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
monty121052 Insane Location: Newcastle-Australia	Gotta tell my wife that one.