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Old 11-20-2003, 02:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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at the gynocologist

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and I heard a plink-plink in the toilet; when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."

"Uh-huh"

"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!"she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about. You're simply going through the change."
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Old 11-20-2003, 04:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2003, 09:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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D'oh!!!!

Ha! Funnay!
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Old 11-21-2003, 12:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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*slaps forehead* Aye yiyiyiyiyiyiiyiyi
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Old 11-23-2003, 08:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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punny, but I have to admit I kind of got a kick out of it
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Old 11-23-2003, 08:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh man, funny stuff!
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Old 11-23-2003, 02:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Anything involving a gynocologist is funny. Especially if it involves money.
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Old 11-23-2003, 02:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Now thats funny.
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Old 11-23-2003, 03:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I hear the Silver Dollars are hell.
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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for a man who haas a wife doing this, Not the coins but the change, I wish it was that easy good joke, thanks
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My kind of woman! Just keeps on giving!
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Old 11-25-2003, 03:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Found this on this website:

Most capacious human vagina
The human vagina, when not engaged in coitus, is often much smaller than the local penis. The vaginal tissue, happily enough, has the facility to expand to welcome the visitor and in such circumstances can quite easily double its volumetric capacity and become half as long again. It is not always realised, however, how capacious the human vagina can in fact be. There is a case reported by Walter (a matter of fact if we are to believe the Kronohausens' interpretation of "My Secret Life"), in which a woman is encouraged to insert as many coins as possible into her vagina. Walter produced five English pounds - "all in shillings" - and attempted to insert as many coins as possible into the woman's capacious tract. "Shilling after shilling I put up her, until forty were embedded in the elastic gully. . ." On and on she went until no less than seventy coins were inserted - "Triumphantly, she walked up and down the room, none falling out of her vagina." In the event the woman, Nellie, managed to retain eighty-four shillings in this manner - "I wish someone would do this every day."


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Old 11-27-2003, 08:06 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Gotta tell my wife that one.
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