In the Operating Room
 

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient
wakes up, sits up and demands to know what is going on.
"I'm about to close," the surgeon says.

The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you're not!
I'll close my own incision, thank you very much!"

The doctor shrugs, hands him the needle and says, "Suture self."

Another laugh out loud. Good one.

Ba-dum-pa! Cute.

ha ha