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Drider_it · 04-28-2003, 11:49 PM

which are you.. im Firivolous

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts
SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink

CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug

ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH : Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand

EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both

DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED : Holds two inch penis like a baseball bat

DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants

SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed

darksparkles · 04-29-2003, 12:59 AM

haha, if i was a dude i'd be a childish sneak. possibly a drunk on occasion.

mauibum · 04-29-2003, 01:55 AM

Hey darksparkles, women can pee standing too. So i hear. I hear that if you're shaved you can even pee into a urinal; all it takes is a little bit of finger work and maneuvering.

Any one else know anything about this?

mauibum · 04-29-2003, 01:56 AM

by the by- funny ass post. much appreciated. I can relate to almost every single one of those...

cchris · 04-29-2003, 05:55 AM

It's funny how some people cant just go and PISS

Silverbrain · 04-29-2003, 06:04 AM

Efficient here ) Good list!

pta200 · 04-29-2003, 07:05 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, childish

warrrreagl · 04-29-2003, 07:09 AM

Conceited.

GreenCloud · 04-29-2003, 08:28 AM

heh, funny

Amaras · 04-29-2003, 09:18 AM

I'm patient, and sometimes Drunk!

JStrider · 04-29-2003, 10:31 AM

ive got a little of a lot of em...

04-28-2003, 11:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	Types of People You'd Meet in a Bathroom which are you.. im Firivolous EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble TOUGH : Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away CONCEITED : Holds two inch penis like a baseball bat DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed

04-29-2003, 12:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	haha, if i was a dude i'd be a childish sneak. possibly a drunk on occasion. __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

04-29-2003, 05:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	It's funny how some people cant just go and PISS __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-29-2003, 06:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Efficient here ) Good list! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-29-2003, 07:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Conceited. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-29-2003, 01:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
mauibum Upright Location: California when i'm not in hawaii	Hey darksparkles, women can pee standing too. So i hear. I hear that if you're shaved you can even pee into a urinal; all it takes is a little bit of finger work and maneuvering. Any one else know anything about this?

04-29-2003, 01:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
mauibum Upright Location: California when i'm not in hawaii	by the by- funny ass post. much appreciated. I can relate to almost every single one of those...

04-29-2003, 07:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
pta200 Insane	HAHAHAHAHAHAH, childish

04-29-2003, 08:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	heh, funny __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

04-29-2003, 09:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	I'm patient, and sometimes Drunk! __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

04-29-2003, 10:31 AM	#11 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	ive got a little of a lot of em... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto