Types of People You'd Meet in a Bathroom
 

which are you.. im Firivolous

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts
SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink

CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug

ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH : Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand

EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both

DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED : Holds two inch penis like a baseball bat

DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants

SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed

haha, if i was a dude i'd be a childish sneak. possibly a drunk on occasion.

Hey darksparkles, women can pee standing too. So i hear. I hear that if you're shaved you can even pee into a urinal; all it takes is a little bit of finger work and maneuvering.

Any one else know anything about this?

by the by- funny ass post. much appreciated. I can relate to almost every single one of those...

It's funny how some people cant just go and PISS

Efficient here ) Good list!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, childish

Conceited.

heh, funny

I'm patient, and sometimes Drunk!

ive got a little of a lot of em...