krazykemist

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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Devilchild

lol!! makes a change from the usual blonde women jokes

SSJwrestler

interesting...funny to

icy_ca

I know builders like that.
It's like when they throw out all the nails that have the head on the wrong end. The only way they understand it is that you tell them they're for the other side of the house.

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clifclav

good joke better reply ice-ca. thanks to both

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Stare At The Sun

Simply put, that is a good joke.