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krazykemist 11-07-2003 01:16 AM

Hair color is universal
 
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

Devilchild 11-07-2003 05:48 AM

lol!! :) makes a change from the usual blonde women jokes

SSJwrestler 11-07-2003 08:45 AM

interesting...funny to

icy_ca 11-11-2003 08:19 AM

I know builders like that.
It's like when they throw out all the nails that have the head on the wrong end. The only way they understand it is that you tell them they're for the other side of the house.

clifclav 11-11-2003 08:28 AM

good joke better reply ice-ca. thanks to both

Stare At The Sun 11-11-2003 10:14 PM

Simply put, that is a good joke. :)


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