Goldstien
 

A man boards a flight and says a silent word of thanks when he finds that he's sitting next to a gorgeous woman. He says "Hello", and notices that she's reading a book on world sexuality.

She tells him what an interesting book it is, saying that, for example, according to the book, American Indians have the longest average penies, and Jewish men have the most staying power.

"By the way," she says, "My name is Sue."

"Tonto Goldstien," he says, "Nice to meet you."

Haha, nice.

Eh?..I don't quite get it..

oldie but a goodie

Tonto being the indian name

Goldstien being the jewish

cute joke anyways :)