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fresnelly · 06-21-2008, 10:13 AM

Your Mother asking you what a "MILF" is.

levite · 06-21-2008, 11:55 AM

Which has happened to me. Also very bad: my mom asking me what "teabagging" is.

blahblah454 · 06-21-2008, 03:17 PM

Hey levite.... did you show her?

Willravel · 06-21-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by levite

Which has happened to me. Also very bad: my mom asking me what "teabagging" is.

Aww Jesus, I'd just lie. "It's when you put a bag of loose tea on hot water, like this:"

Baraka_Guru · 06-21-2008, 03:59 PM

"Teabagging": When one brings teabags to work, as opposed to buying a tea or coffee on the way, with the intention of making tea at work. Often done as a matter of personal tea preference or as a way to save money. "I've decided to start teabagging it to work; they never have my kind of tea at Starbucks." (Ref: "brownbagging.")

Crack · 06-21-2008, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

"Teabagging": When one brings teabags to work, as opposed to buying a tea or coffee on the way, with the intention of making tea at work. Often done as a matter of personal tea preference or as a way to save money. "I've decided to start teabagging it to work; they never have my kind of tea at Starbucks." (Ref: "brownbagging.")

you sound like you teabag often...

Baraka_Guru · 06-21-2008, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Crack

you sound like you teabag often...

Dude, I teabag at least four times a day.

SSJTWIZTA · 06-21-2008, 04:38 PM

Dude, you said dude. i didnt think you had any dude in you, dude.

duuudddeeee.

anyway...
Awkward? Hilarious if you ask me. oh my, if my mom asked me what a milf was i would laugh myself right into stitches.

same goes for teabag.

Baraka_Guru · 06-21-2008, 05:31 PM

Oh, I have some dude, dude. I come from the Bill & Ted camp of dude.

* * * * *

You know what would be awkward?

If my mom asked me what a gilf was.... oi...

inBOIL · 06-22-2008, 09:06 PM

My mom asked me what felching was. I claimed not to know, because I knew the follow-up question would be "how do you know that?"

Martian · 06-22-2008, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by inBOIL

My mom asked me what felching was. I claimed not to know, because I knew the follow-up question would be "how do you know that?"

I think feigning ignorance is the best policy in these situations, regardless of the follow-up question.

RetroGunslinger · 06-22-2008, 09:29 PM

Try getting a fetish mask in the mail and having her ask what it's for.

telekinetic · 06-22-2008, 10:40 PM

Halloween!

but it's February

Uh....I'm planning ahead?

Daniel_ · 06-22-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by inBOIL

My mom asked me what felching was. I claimed not to know, because I knew the follow-up question would be "how do you know that?"

I used to work with a sales manager who had periodically to deal with a very camp gay customer, and every time he went to visit he'd tell the office that he'd made ure he had his felching spoon ready.

I had to interupt and explain that to a junior member of staff, as I overheard her start to say it to the customer over the phone. That was interesting.

Hain · 06-23-2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Oh, I have some dude, dude. I come from the Bill & Ted camp of dude.

No way!!

Baraka_Guru · 06-23-2008, 02:33 PM

Yes way!

Martian · 06-23-2008, 02:45 PM

Whoa....

Tully Mars · 06-23-2008, 05:12 PM

Well if we're going to talk about saying awkward things around parents and family...

I returned from a 7 month Navy "West-Pac" once just in time for Thanksgiving dinner... where I promptly asked my grandmother to "pass the fucking mashed potatoes, will ya?"

Yeah, real quiet there for a while.

blahblah454 · 06-25-2008, 03:49 PM

wtf is feltching? And I am not your mom, so that means you can tell me.

Baraka_Guru · 06-25-2008, 05:51 PM

I won't tell you. But I'll tell you this: It's far worse than docking.

Sion · 06-25-2008, 07:01 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

noodle · 06-26-2008, 03:03 AM

My mother asked me what an "angry pirate" was.
I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't tell her.

Tully Mars · 06-26-2008, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by noodle

My mother asked me what an "angry pirate" was.
I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't tell her.

Had to look that one up myself, LOL.

06-21-2008, 10:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	The Definition of Awkward is... Your Mother asking you what a "MILF" is. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

06-21-2008, 11:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	Which has happened to me. Also very bad: my mom asking me what "teabagging" is. __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

06-21-2008, 03:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	"Teabagging": When one brings teabags to work, as opposed to buying a tea or coffee on the way, with the intention of making tea at work. Often done as a matter of personal tea preference or as a way to save money. "I've decided to start teabagging it to work; they never have my kind of tea at Starbucks." (Ref: "brownbagging.") __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-21-2008, 04:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	Dude, you said dude. i didnt think you had any dude in you, dude. duuudddeeee. anyway... Awkward? Hilarious if you ask me. oh my, if my mom asked me what a milf was i would laugh myself right into stitches. same goes for teabag. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

06-21-2008, 05:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Oh, I have some dude, dude. I come from the Bill & Ted camp of dude. * * * * * You know what would be awkward? If my mom asked me what a gilf was.... oi... __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-21-2008, 03:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Hey levite.... did you show her?

06-22-2008, 09:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
inBOIL I have eaten the slaw	My mom asked me what felching was. I claimed not to know, because I knew the follow-up question would be "how do you know that?" __________________ And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

06-22-2008, 09:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
RetroGunslinger eats puppies and shits rainbows Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA	Try getting a fetish mask in the mail and having her ask what it's for. __________________ It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay. M.B. Keene

06-22-2008, 10:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Halloween! but it's February Uh....I'm planning ahead? __________________ twisted no more

06-23-2008, 02:33 PM	#16 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Yes way! __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-23-2008, 02:45 PM	#17 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	Whoa.... __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

06-23-2008, 05:12 PM	#18 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Well if we're going to talk about saying awkward things around parents and family... I returned from a 7 month Navy "West-Pac" once just in time for Thanksgiving dinner... where I promptly asked my grandmother to "pass the fucking mashed potatoes, will ya?" Yeah, real quiet there for a while. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

06-25-2008, 03:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	wtf is feltching? And I am not your mom, so that means you can tell me.

06-25-2008, 05:51 PM	#20 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	I won't tell you. But I'll tell you this: It's far worse than docking. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

06-25-2008, 07:01 PM	#21 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...