Joke of the Day - September 14 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 09-14-2003, 06:45 AM

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.

"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."

The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing to the ground 40 floors down. Just then Paul's date walked out.

"Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"

"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."

vulture · 09-14-2003, 08:42 AM

smart guy

Flesh · 09-14-2003, 08:50 AM

hahaha

Regziever · 09-14-2003, 09:42 AM

Quick thinking!! Hehehe! Great joke!

witmol · 09-20-2003, 12:42 PM

I can't stop laughing, thinking about a dog jumping over the railing from 40th floor.

David2000 · 09-20-2003, 04:20 PM

Ever think about how Rollo is just rollover without the ver? Or, veritas, "truth"? Maybe this joke is making a statement about how everything that lacks truth will die in accidents like this, leaving only the veritas behind. Then again, he lied after she came out, so what can that mean? where was the truth there??

Flesh · 09-20-2003, 05:36 PM

David2k, you're thinking too deep

Root_Beer_Man · 09-20-2003, 08:24 PM

haha...that cracked me up good.

jukaman · 09-20-2003, 10:49 PM

hahaha

09-14-2003, 06:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - September 14 Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through." The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing to the ground 40 floors down. Just then Paul's date walked out. "Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?" "To tell the the truth, " he replied, "he seemed a little depressed to me."

09-14-2003, 09:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Quick thinking!! Hehehe! Great joke! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

09-20-2003, 04:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
David2000 Tilted Location: New Haven, CT	Ever think about how Rollo is just rollover without the ver? Or, veritas, "truth"? Maybe this joke is making a statement about how everything that lacks truth will die in accidents like this, leaving only the veritas behind. Then again, he lied after she came out, so what can that mean? where was the truth there?? __________________ However livin' better now, Gucci sweater now..

09-20-2003, 08:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	haha...that cracked me up good. __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-14-2003, 08:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
vulture Tilted Location: Switzerland	smart guy

09-20-2003, 12:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
witmol Upright Location: communist valley	I can't stop laughing, thinking about a dog jumping over the railing from 40th floor.

09-20-2003, 05:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	David2k, you're thinking too deep