vermin

Tell two regular knock-knock jokes, then:

You: say knock-knock
Them: knock-knock
You: who's there?
Them: (staring blankly)
You: enjoying the mindfuck

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Grondar

creative. I like!

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"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that." -Stewie

forgotten_dream

Mwa ha ha! I love doing that.... just to screw their heads.

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

TwoToTango

You don't even have to set it up. Just say
"I have a good knock-knock joke. You
start." Works every time.... on children and
software engineers, anyway.

Here's my current favorite k-k joke:

Person 1: "Knock knock!"
Person 2: "Who's there?"
P1: "The interrupting cow."
P2: "The inter--"
P1: "Moooooooooo!"

Cracks me up. Um, if I've forgotten my
medication, that is.

warrrreagl

What a treasure. That's actually the first joke I told to the sweet young thing who became my wife....

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mykockle

awesome... thats classic

tim1224

Applicable in most Fortune 100 settings:

When elephants fight;
The ants get stepped on.

MexicanOnABike

hehhe

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