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PayUp · 08-29-2003, 07:08 PM

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger
wakes his faithful friend and says, Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me
what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me
that there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to
be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's
evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it
tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment then says, "Tonto, you dumb ass,
someone has stolen our tent."

legolas · 08-30-2003, 05:10 AM

Flesh · 08-30-2003, 05:13 AM

DEI37 · 08-30-2003, 05:59 AM

That was funnier than shit. Good one.

Regziever · 08-30-2003, 09:25 AM

Lol!! Good one, didn't see that comming hehehe!

CSflim · 08-30-2003, 02:59 PM

The funniest joke in the world.

No seriously it is. (or was it second funniest?)

uffjohn · 08-31-2003, 08:21 AM

hehe like it

oblar · 08-31-2003, 11:02 AM

very nice joke

mystmarimatt · 08-31-2003, 12:54 PM

crazy tonto, hehe

Mantus · 08-31-2003, 10:26 PM

that was very good

08-29-2003, 07:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	tonto & the lone ranger The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment then says, "Tonto, you dumb ass, someone has stolen our tent." __________________ Born to Lose.

08-30-2003, 05:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	lol __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

08-30-2003, 05:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	rofl

08-30-2003, 05:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That was funnier than shit. Good one. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

08-30-2003, 09:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! Good one, didn't see that comming hehehe! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-30-2003, 02:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	The funniest joke in the world. No seriously it is. (or was it second funniest?) __________________

08-31-2003, 08:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	hehe like it

08-31-2003, 11:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	very nice joke __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

08-31-2003, 12:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	crazy tonto, hehe __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

08-31-2003, 10:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	that was very good