Flowers
 

A gay guy goes to see his doctor. He says, "Doc, I've got this sharp pain coming from my rectum."

Doc says, "OK bend over I'll take a look."

The guy grabs his ankles. Doc dons the glove and lube and reaches in there. A second later he says, "Well no wonder. You've got a dozen roses up there."

The gay guy says, "Read the card, read the card!"

hehe, that's just bad