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There was this boy, his mom, his dad, and then the neighbor. There was this thunderstorm goin on. Suddenly a big boom came so he ran into his mom and dads room to find his mom sitting jumping up and down on his dad!!! So he runs back into his room. His mom followed him and she walks in she asks "whats wrong sweetie?" The boy asks "What were you doing to daddy?" So she goes" Well sweetie you know your daddy has gotten really fat, so I was just flattening his stomach for him!" The boy goes "There is no point mom, because after you have left for work the neighbor comes over and blows him back up again!!!!!!!"

Oof...busted.

Hehe. Those darn kids.

Oh man. The joke's REAL dirty if, like me, you thought the neighbour was a guy.

LMAO!! good one

ROFL, that is absolutely hilarious

Just when I thought it got no worse.... duckduck surprises me.

groan....

Ha ha liked that

I think that was my wife!!

Heward it before but still good :)

ah haha that was a funny one, going to send it to some other people now:D

HA!

hahaha honestly I didn't expect the ending.... good joke

Ha, II haven't laughed over something posted on the internet for a while, but that ending was a surprise.

Or even slightly worse, the last line could read:

<i>The boy goes "There is no point mom, because after you have left for work</i> Father McCabe <i>comes over and blows him back up again!!!!!!!"</i>

But the original version is great.

Oh God that was poor

poor and old.