04-24-2003, 06:38 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Up my ass
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Ha! Good one.
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04-25-2003, 07:45 PM | #10 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Boone, NC
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heh, if you like that, you'll probably like this too:
"knock knock" "who's there?" "polish burglar"
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04-27-2003, 09:10 AM | #16 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Detroit
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funny funny stuff
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04-27-2003, 08:46 PM | #19 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Sophies bike seat
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bloody hell. thats classy, i like it!
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