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Mr.Deflok 04-19-2003 04:50 AM

DEFINATELY
 
I don't make these up....


The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word,she asks them to use it in a sentence.
When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says" Grass is definitely green".
Teacher again replies " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?". The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question
for class discussion".
The student replies,
"Then I definitely shit my pants".

sbscout 04-19-2003 05:16 AM

Oh my! I can see that happening! LOL!

tommy thompson 04-19-2003 04:57 PM

*squirms in chair* eeeeeww!

MexicanOnABike 04-19-2003 08:21 PM

definitely funny!

guypunkr 07-08-2003 04:33 PM

Haha, I can "definitely" picture that, lol.

Flesh 07-08-2003 05:15 PM

haha

Amethyst 07-08-2003 06:04 PM

That is just wrong!

scope 07-08-2003 06:23 PM

ROFL. That kid definetely understands the lesson of the day.


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