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SirLance 08-12-2003 05:59 PM

Bilingual
 
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.

"Well," says the personell director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."

Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.

"Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."

This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.

"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."

With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"

shadowmaster 08-12-2003 07:46 PM

interesting.......

duckduck 08-12-2003 07:48 PM

Ah, the good ol' grade 3 jokes ;)

loganmule 08-12-2003 07:59 PM

qualified approval...based on a "G" rating (not that there's anything wrong with that)

TerresqueÜ 08-13-2003 03:56 PM

Hee hee hee good one.

Tickford 08-13-2003 08:01 PM

hahaha...... nice just what I needed to brighten my day...

cowudders14 08-15-2003 06:26 AM

I've had so many jokes go around email etc that I've heard most on this board, but that's a new one. Thanks! Very funny!

iktoweya 08-16-2003 12:21 PM

heh

08-16-2003 07:33 PM

haha

Keg-o-Grog 08-18-2003 01:19 PM

hirr

HeAtHeN 08-18-2003 01:21 PM

hmm :eek:


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