Jack Schitt????
 

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High school dropout.

After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living
With them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhle, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
With a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt,
the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned
from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct
them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

the enlightenment is never ending on this board. thanks

Wow, that is quite well done, thank you. :)

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I have learned many things on this board, but this is something I can use in my everyday life. Thank you for this important information. Excuse my please. I must no go takeah schitt.

Nicely done. Thanks :)

AHHH SCHITT!!!! That was too funny.

good stuff

Very original, I like it.

hahahahaha :D !!!! *Applaude*

right on man, right on.

omg that has to be the funniest joke i have read on this forum lol

saw that a while ago but its funnier every time

Funny Schitt

great stuff!! Kudos...

haha like it :) thanks