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SirLance · 08-01-2003, 08:59 PM

Three priests went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and were exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom". As they were crossing an open area, a group of ladies came along from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, two of the priests covered their privates, but the third one covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the first two priests asked the third why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The third replied, "I do not know about you, but in my congregation, it is my face they would recognize."

Stiltzkin · 08-01-2003, 09:35 PM

A small smile slipped across my face with this one!

Slims · 08-02-2003, 01:53 AM

hehe, that's pretty good.

txgirl · 08-02-2003, 04:14 AM

now that's bad...funny but bad

Madd · 08-02-2003, 08:38 AM

PayUp · 08-02-2003, 08:58 AM

good joke, different

Stare At The Sun · 08-02-2003, 02:51 PM

good stuff, a smile came to my face as well

slant eyes · 08-02-2003, 06:23 PM

great joke. thanks.

TerresqueÜ · 08-02-2003, 11:14 PM

I really must be dull, I really don't get it!

the naked lion · 08-03-2003, 12:51 AM

hehe...funny

-Anders · 08-03-2003, 04:54 AM

hehe

gloveshot3 · 08-03-2003, 06:29 AM

maybe the women would only recognize his face, lucky for the priest the ladies didn't have their sons with them!

tfpfreak · 08-04-2003, 06:14 AM

Well.... thanks

hawkeye · 08-04-2003, 08:41 PM

>winces and laughs<

chewybaca96 · 08-04-2003, 09:16 PM

lol that made me smile

Blue Fish · 08-05-2003, 08:52 AM

That's a good one

Happyland · 08-05-2003, 09:13 AM

i've forgotten everything

Gnzo · 08-05-2003, 09:27 AM

hahha

08-01-2003, 08:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Three priests Three priests went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and were exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom". As they were crossing an open area, a group of ladies came along from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, two of the priests covered their privates, but the third one covered his face while they ran for cover. After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the first two priests asked the third why he covered his face rather than his privates. The third replied, "I do not know about you, but in my congregation, it is my face they would recognize." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-01-2003, 09:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	A small smile slipped across my face with this one! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

08-02-2003, 01:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehe, that's pretty good. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-02-2003, 08:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
Madd Tilted Location: Melbourne	nice

08-02-2003, 08:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	good joke, different __________________ Born to Lose.

08-02-2003, 04:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	now that's bad...funny but bad

08-02-2003, 02:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	good stuff, a smile came to my face as well

08-02-2003, 06:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	great joke. thanks. __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-02-2003, 11:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I really must be dull, I really don't get it! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-03-2003, 12:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
the naked lion Upright	hehe...funny

08-03-2003, 04:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	hehe __________________ Signature 101

08-03-2003, 06:29 AM	#12 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	maybe the women would only recognize his face, lucky for the priest the ladies didn't have their sons with them!

08-04-2003, 06:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	Well.... thanks __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

08-04-2003, 08:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	>winces and laughs< __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-04-2003, 09:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	lol that made me smile __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

08-05-2003, 08:52 AM	#16 (permalink)
Blue Fish Tilted Location: NJ, USA	That's a good one

08-05-2003, 09:13 AM	#17 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	i've forgotten everything __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-05-2003, 09:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	hahha