SirLance

Three priests went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and were exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom". As they were crossing an open area, a group of ladies came along from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, two of the priests covered their privates, but the third one covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the first two priests asked the third why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The third replied, "I do not know about you, but in my congregation, it is my face they would recognize."

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Stiltzkin

A small smile slipped across my face with this one!

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Slims

hehe, that's pretty good.

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txgirl

now that's bad...funny but bad

Madd

nice

PayUp

good joke, different

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Stare At The Sun

good stuff, a smile came to my face as well

slant eyes

great joke. thanks.

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TerresqueÜ

I really must be dull, I really don't get it!

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the naked lion

hehe...funny

-Anders

hehe

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gloveshot3

maybe the women would only recognize his face, lucky for the priest the ladies didn't have their sons with them!

tfpfreak

Well.... thanks

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hawkeye

>winces and laughs<

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chewybaca96

lol that made me smile

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Blue Fish

That's a good one

Happyland

i've forgotten everything

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someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

Gnzo

hahha