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warrrreagl · 04-24-2003, 06:22 AM

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

hotzot · 04-24-2003, 06:33 AM

funny!

Hycdubg · 04-24-2003, 06:38 AM

Ha! Good one.

Peetster · 04-24-2003, 06:43 AM

That actually is pretty good. Thanks!

duckduck · 04-24-2003, 08:35 PM

That's hilarious. I'm so trying this one out.

soccerstudpc20 · 04-25-2003, 12:38 AM

lol, such a common occurance

troit · 04-25-2003, 09:07 AM

Pretty Funny and no offense to all you Irish folk out there...I can say that because even though I'm not Irish I've been spending an alful lot of time in the pubs recently...

MexicanOnABike · 04-25-2003, 09:49 AM

he...hehe.

iktoweya · 04-25-2003, 03:11 PM

GreenCloud · 04-25-2003, 07:45 PM

heh, if you like that, you'll probably like this too:

"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"polish burglar"

loganmule · 04-25-2003, 07:50 PM

I like it...can't wait to tell it to my Irish friends

RenegadeSoul · 04-25-2003, 08:45 PM

heh, good one

Quadraton · 04-25-2003, 10:38 PM

Please. Irishmen leave the bar all the time. How else are they going to get to the pub down the street?

(I kid)

gibber71 · 04-26-2003, 05:05 PM

Walked?

Loup · 04-27-2003, 04:48 AM

walks is funny

stumbles is fact

qpid · 04-27-2003, 09:10 AM

funny funny stuff

crackpot · 04-27-2003, 10:14 AM

Good ones, both the original & <b>GreenCloud's</b>.
Short & sweet, but most importantly for me, easy to remember!

small one · 04-27-2003, 10:36 AM

That was unusual

nightmare · 04-27-2003, 08:46 PM

bloody hell. thats classy, i like it!

zaiaz · 04-28-2003, 04:45 AM

What was the Irishman doing in the bar?

04-24-2003, 06:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Shortest Joke yet An Irishman walks out of a bar. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-24-2003, 06:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	funny! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-24-2003, 06:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Ha! Good one. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-24-2003, 08:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	That's hilarious. I'm so trying this one out. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-25-2003, 09:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Pretty Funny and no offense to all you Irish folk out there...I can say that because even though I'm not Irish I've been spending an alful lot of time in the pubs recently... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-24-2003, 06:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	That actually is pretty good. Thanks!

04-25-2003, 12:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	lol, such a common occurance

04-25-2003, 09:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	he...hehe. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-25-2003, 03:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	heh __________________ i miss K-Wise

04-25-2003, 07:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	heh, if you like that, you'll probably like this too: "knock knock" "who's there?" "polish burglar" __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

04-25-2003, 07:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	I like it...can't wait to tell it to my Irish friends

04-25-2003, 08:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	heh, good one

04-25-2003, 10:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Please. Irishmen leave the bar all the time. How else are they going to get to the pub down the street? (I kid) __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-26-2003, 05:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	Walked?

04-27-2003, 04:48 AM	#15 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	walks is funny stumbles is fact __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

04-27-2003, 09:10 AM	#16 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	funny funny stuff __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-27-2003, 08:46 PM	#19 (permalink)
nightmare Tilted Location: Sophies bike seat	bloody hell. thats classy, i like it! __________________ License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

04-28-2003, 04:45 AM	#20 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	What was the Irishman doing in the bar? __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-27-2003, 10:14 AM	#17 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Good ones, both the original & <b>GreenCloud's</b>. Short & sweet, but most importantly for me, easy to remember!

04-27-2003, 10:36 AM	#18 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	That was unusual