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04-22-2003, 08:12 PM
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Gay Pride
The doctor comes back and says, "George, I
am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for." |
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04-24-2003, 06:41 AM
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Insane
Location: Up my ass
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Daaayum!! Good joke!
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_ |
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04-24-2003, 09:55 AM
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Junkie
Location: Pa, USA
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Good one.
And liking the Seinfeld reference in the reply. Seinfeld rules. 
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