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BigBDunk · 04-22-2003, 08:12 PM

The doctor comes back and says, "George, I
am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

loganmule · 04-22-2003, 08:25 PM

I like the joke a lot...not that there's anything wrong with being gay...

fizzledorf · 04-23-2003, 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by loganmule
...not that there's anything wrong with being gay...

lol! what's that from again -- tv show, movie? funny stuff

good joke too!

AxByC · 04-23-2003, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by fizzledorf
lol! what's that from again -- tv show, movie? funny stuff

good joke too!

Seinfeld

JStrider · 04-23-2003, 09:01 AM

no doctor would really do that...

fizzledorf · 04-23-2003, 09:06 AM

AxByC, thanks! I remember now, I just watched that episode about the gay stuff the other day. Hilarious.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...

RenegadeSoul · 04-23-2003, 03:12 PM

thats a good joke. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

ARRH · 04-23-2003, 05:08 PM

haha. that made me laugh

pazza · 04-23-2003, 05:17 PM

hah good joke

magic_hat · 04-23-2003, 07:14 PM

thats harsh....3 alarm fire in the bathroom

soccerstudpc20 · 04-24-2003, 02:10 AM

took me a while, but i got it. without the title i woulda been lost

Hycdubg · 04-24-2003, 06:41 AM

Daaayum!! Good joke!

ViL · 04-24-2003, 09:52 AM

ouch.....I loved it

Grondar · 04-24-2003, 09:55 AM

Good one.

And liking the Seinfeld reference in the reply. Seinfeld rules.

apetaster · 04-24-2003, 04:49 PM

Excellent joke - have to tell that one to wifey, as she appreciates a good solid BM.

cub4life78 · 04-24-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by JStrider
no doctor would really do that...

Ya think?

lcplgrieb · 04-24-2003, 06:51 PM

he he he

04-22-2003, 08:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
BigBDunk Upright	Gay Pride The doctor comes back and says, "George, I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

04-23-2003, 09:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	no doctor would really do that... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

04-23-2003, 05:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	hah good joke __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-24-2003, 06:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Daaayum!! Good joke! __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-24-2003, 09:52 AM	#13 (permalink)
ViL Upright Location: Louisville, KY	ouch.....I loved it __________________ Juckah

04-22-2003, 08:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	I like the joke a lot...not that there's anything wrong with being gay...

04-23-2003, 09:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	AxByC, thanks! I remember now, I just watched that episode about the gay stuff the other day. Hilarious. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...

04-23-2003, 03:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	thats a good joke. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

04-23-2003, 05:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
ARRH Insane	haha. that made me laugh

04-23-2003, 07:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
magic_hat Tilted Location: The Altered State of Drugachusetts	thats harsh....3 alarm fire in the bathroom

04-24-2003, 02:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	took me a while, but i got it. without the title i woulda been lost

04-24-2003, 09:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
Grondar Junkie Location: Pa, USA	Good one. And liking the Seinfeld reference in the reply. Seinfeld rules. __________________ "Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that." -Stewie

04-24-2003, 04:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
apetaster Insane Location: P.R. Mass.	Excellent joke - have to tell that one to wifey, as she appreciates a good solid BM.

04-24-2003, 06:51 PM	#17 (permalink)
lcplgrieb Upright	he he he