Those Italians...
 

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives........."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Hehehe!!! Great one!

Those crazy foreigners...

woo. I love italians. :D

Hey, yousa funny guy.

LOL!

guisseppe a happy-a monkey....LOL

From one Italian to another -- Good one!

cute!

me like me laugh :D

Having Italian born relatives just makes that so much funnier. Great post! :D

great joke

heh! I'm going to have to tell that one to my family. They'll die laughing over it!

Thats very clever, I had to re read a few times thou

good one.

good one - VERY typical!

Lol.