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*The Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard *

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer
approached and asked if he could join him.

The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes.

The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five
bucks a hole?"

The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the
terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting
his $80.00.

He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick
on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.

The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you.
You keep your winnings.."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a
donation......

And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll be glad to
marry them for you.

Lindy

Oh, that is good.

Lindy

ralphie250

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tomorrow i'm taking me fishing, hang a sign on the door of my life,
tell the world i've gone missing and i wont be back for a while.