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RyeZingSon · 07-12-2003, 04:22 PM

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and
enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a might swing He
missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."
The good Sister told him to watch his language.
On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."
"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the
nun said tartly.
The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th
tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.
Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to
strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I
missed."
A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes
out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice.........

"Shit, I missed."

slant eyes · 07-12-2003, 05:44 PM

haha, thanks

TerresqueÜ · 07-12-2003, 05:51 PM

Hehehehhehe! Good one.

bravo49 · 07-13-2003, 09:29 AM

Good variation

cchris · 07-13-2003, 02:01 PM

excellent

egorey · 07-28-2003, 08:54 PM

not bad at all.. thanks.

Regziever · 07-28-2003, 11:06 PM

Classic!

red_zinfandel8 · 07-29-2003, 02:08 PM

Nun-sense, that was good

wagw1 · 07-29-2003, 02:20 PM

pretty funny. lol

Lloyd · 07-29-2003, 02:38 PM

gave me a chuckle

The.Lunatic · 07-29-2003, 02:59 PM

Nice, as an avid golf player ( doesn't mean i shoot well ) I love that joke, and can sympathize with that priest

RemyLebeau97 · 07-30-2003, 01:39 PM

Good joke to break the ice in church

Mikado · 08-04-2003, 08:27 AM

I love it! Here's one I like to tell.

As an aniversary present to themselves, a couple decides to take golf lessons at a local country club. On the first day of lessons the instructor asks the man to take the club and put a swing on it. The man steps up to the ball, swings the club, and the ball travels about 150 yards.

"Great" Says the instructor. "Now I want you to hold the club like you would hold your wife's breast."

So the man steps up to the ball, grips the club gently, takes a swing, and the this time the ball travels nearly 250 yards!

"Excellent!" The instructor turns to his wife. "Now let's give you a chance."

The wife takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. The ball travels roughly 50 yards.

"Great shot!" Says the instructor. "This time though, I want you to hold the club like you hold your husband's penis."

The woman takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. However, this time the ball only travels about 20 feet.

The instructor says, "Ok, this time take the club out of your mouth."

07-12-2003, 04:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
RyeZingSon Upright Location: Davenport, Iowa	Good Golf Joke A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a might swing He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. And from the sky comes a booming voice......... "Shit, I missed."

07-12-2003, 05:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	haha, thanks __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-12-2003, 05:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hehehehhehe! Good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-13-2003, 02:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	excellent __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-28-2003, 11:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Classic! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-13-2003, 09:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Good variation

07-28-2003, 08:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	not bad at all.. thanks.

07-29-2003, 02:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	Nun-sense, that was good

07-29-2003, 02:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
wagw1 Upright	pretty funny. lol

07-29-2003, 02:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lloyd Tilted	gave me a chuckle

07-29-2003, 02:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
The.Lunatic Psycho Location: Somewhere just beyond the realm of sanity...	Nice, as an avid golf player ( doesn't mean i shoot well ) I love that joke, and can sympathize with that priest

07-30-2003, 01:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Good joke to break the ice in church

08-04-2003, 08:27 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mikado Crazy Location: Houston, Texas	I love it! Here's one I like to tell. As an aniversary present to themselves, a couple decides to take golf lessons at a local country club. On the first day of lessons the instructor asks the man to take the club and put a swing on it. The man steps up to the ball, swings the club, and the ball travels about 150 yards. "Great" Says the instructor. "Now I want you to hold the club like you would hold your wife's breast." So the man steps up to the ball, grips the club gently, takes a swing, and the this time the ball travels nearly 250 yards! "Excellent!" The instructor turns to his wife. "Now let's give you a chance." The wife takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. The ball travels roughly 50 yards. "Great shot!" Says the instructor. "This time though, I want you to hold the club like you hold your husband's penis." The woman takes the club, steps up to the ball, and takes a swing. However, this time the ball only travels about 20 feet. The instructor says, "Ok, this time take the club out of your mouth."