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Old 09-26-2010, 02:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lazy Sunday

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some asshole using my stuff..."
She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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Old 09-29-2010, 07:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
Heh-heh. Good one!
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