09-26-2010, 02:46 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Nth. Qld.Australia
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Lazy Sunday
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some asshole using my stuff..." She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" |
09-29-2010, 07:08 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
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Heh-heh. Good one!
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