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Old 03-03-2010, 08:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The difference if you marry a New York girl

The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from New York. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Old 03-03-2010, 09:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2010, 08:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha...I heard this a while back, only it was an Ohio girl that roughed the guy up
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Old 03-04-2010, 12:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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haha...I heard this a while back, only it was an Ohio girl that roughed the guy up
Right... Ohio girl? She get a friend to help?
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Obviously, you're not aware that Ohio girls are crazy.
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Obviously, you're not aware that Ohio girls are crazy.
that makes them more hot.
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Obviously, you're not aware that Ohio girls are crazy.
About the same crazy as the ones from Michigan.
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hey now Cinn... I resemble that remark!
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She probably tastes like cheap beer and smells like a jockstrap.
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