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Yet another "Dumb Blonde" joke
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway, as he came home from work, just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy, but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
Then she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!" She stopped jumping, and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, then she told him that she was pregnant! He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while. He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!" He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the "twin pack Home Pregnancy Test kit" and BOTH tests came out positive!" |
Haha, that was good.
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Nice one!
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i know people who would do this.
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That was funny.
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hadn't heard that one... nice.
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my my my, there's just sumthin' about them blonde jokes ;)
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kool post
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lol, typical blonde joke, but it made me chuckle.
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Ha ha
Funny stuff |
how do blonde brain cells die?
ALONE |
Hhahahahhah, good one.
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