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Old 07-07-2003, 07:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Yet another "Dumb Blonde" joke

A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway, as he came home from work, just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy, but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.


Then she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"

She stopped jumping, and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, then she told him that she was pregnant!

He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while.

He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"

He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the "twin pack Home Pregnancy Test kit" and BOTH tests came out positive!"
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Old 07-07-2003, 11:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, that was good.
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice one!
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i know people who would do this.
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That was funny.
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Old 07-08-2003, 09:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hadn't heard that one... nice.
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Old 07-08-2003, 09:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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my my my, there's just sumthin' about them blonde jokes
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol, typical blonde joke, but it made me chuckle.
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Old 07-12-2003, 06:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ha ha
Funny stuff
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Old 07-13-2003, 06:55 AM   #11 (permalink)
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how do blonde brain cells die?



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Old 07-13-2003, 08:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Hhahahahhah, good one.
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