maiden_fan_us

A younger guy picks up this older woman in a bar and things progress to the point where he's paying the tab and taking her home for some fun... The light is better in his apartment than at the bar and he notices that she is quite a bit older than he thought, but he thinks, What the Hell, we're here already and she's all warmed up... they start fondling and fumbling and he ends up nuzzling at her breast. All of a sudden, this warm noxious liquid fills his mouth! "Jesus!," he exclaims, "aren't you a bit old to be lactating?" to which she replies...

"Yeah baby, but I'm not too old to have cancer".

I am SO going to hell.

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Remember Eric, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people!

inBOIL

That's my kind of humor.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

healer

I don't get it...

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Nisses

I'm not sure I want to get it.

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Moderation should be moderately moderated.

inBOIL

Some kinds of tumor stimulate milk production.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

healer

That's so nasty...

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Xerxys

^^ Succinct.

wwtsd