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maiden_fan_us 01-19-2010 06:29 PM

Got Milk?
 
A younger guy picks up this older woman in a bar and things progress to the point where he's paying the tab and taking her home for some fun... The light is better in his apartment than at the bar and he notices that she is quite a bit older than he thought, but he thinks, What the Hell, we're here already and she's all warmed up... they start fondling and fumbling and he ends up nuzzling at her breast. All of a sudden, this warm noxious liquid fills his mouth! "Jesus!," he exclaims, "aren't you a bit old to be lactating?" to which she replies...

"Yeah baby, but I'm not too old to have cancer".

I am SO going to hell.

inBOIL 01-19-2010 10:27 PM

That's my kind of humor.:thumbsup:

healer 01-20-2010 06:56 AM

I don't get it...

Nisses 01-26-2010 08:41 AM

I'm not sure I want to get it.

inBOIL 01-26-2010 07:48 PM

Some kinds of tumor stimulate milk production.

healer 01-27-2010 02:55 AM

That's so nasty...

Xerxys 01-27-2010 03:40 AM

^^ Succinct.

wwtsd 01-27-2010 12:13 PM

:eek:


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