Lady Bear Cub

MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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"I give myself very good advice,
But I very seldom follow it,
Will I ever learn to do the things I should?"

genuinegirly

Quirky old guys are comical.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

FuglyStick

Yet another reason to look forward to growing old--it's cute when you expose yer dangly bits.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

flat5

But yer dangly bits won't be cute.

Lady Bear Cub

They will probably look like 2 kiwis that have gone bad and a hot dog that's been microwaved for too long.

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"I give myself very good advice,
But I very seldom follow it,
Will I ever learn to do the things I should?"