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10-27-2009, 01:08 PM
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Searching for the perfect brew!
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New from Apple
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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10-27-2009, 03:25 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i like it...
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10-27-2009, 06:39 PM
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Location: Pats country
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Ha ha, when ever i hear jokes about Apple they are extra funny for some reason.
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