Brewmaniac

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending
on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social
breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.

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uncle phil

i like it...

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blahblah454

Haha!! That would solve it!

Ilow

Ha ha, when ever i hear jokes about Apple they are extra funny for some reason.

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Moyaboy

I wonder where a sub woofer would go?

Plan9

Oh, I thought it was this:

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