uncle phil

A teacher in a Detroit, Michigan kindergarten class asked her students if they could tell the class what sound a pig makes.

Little Tyrone stood up and said: "Up against the wall mother fucker!"

I guess there aren't to many farms in Detroit...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tully Mars

Bad, very bad. Funny but bad.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

SSJTWIZTA

yes! love it

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

robot_parade

Oh, that's terrible. And awesome.

Xerxys

So bad. So so so bad. I like it.

grumpyolddude

I'm a Detroiter, and the truth hurts!

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

gamefreak1398

hahhahah short n sweet