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JadziaDax · 07-04-2003, 03:02 AM

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Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"

HunterDevourer · 07-04-2003, 03:26 AM

Hah...nice one.

sbscout · 07-04-2003, 05:52 AM

ah, the truth will make you guilty!

grumpyolddude · 07-04-2003, 10:37 AM

Cumhachd · 07-05-2003, 06:01 AM

Nice!

07-04-2003, 03:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 4 <center> <span style=filter:glow(color=white,strength=9);width:100%><font size=9 face="Arial">Happy 4th</font></span> </center> Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?" Last edited by JadziaDax; 07-04-2003 at 11:22 AM..

07-04-2003, 03:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	Hah...nice one. __________________ Viva La Muerte

07-04-2003, 05:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	ah, the truth will make you guilty! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

07-04-2003, 10:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	DOH! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-05-2003, 06:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cumhachd Upright	Nice! __________________ Sorry, I can only exorcise clam spirits. EbichuMAAN! From the dark end of the dark has been chosen for disipline, from the moon to the stars, no one knows what a justice and earnest shopkeeper then today, the justice maker in tonight by the way, they call it: Ebichuman.