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JadziaDax 07-02-2003 12:57 AM

Joke of the Day - July 2
 
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time. "

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spell a 'Mississippi'."

Slims 07-02-2003 01:07 AM

That's dumb enough to be funny. I like it.

bravo49 07-02-2003 02:44 AM

Baffled me to the end

Flesh 07-02-2003 06:35 AM

lol ya, heard that one. funny

rundmv 07-02-2003 11:05 AM

had to re-read that one just to verify the spelling...hehe

potpie 07-02-2003 03:44 PM

Hehe, nice one with good ending.


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