Brewmaniac

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be

worth $49.00.



With , GM you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.



With Leamen, you would have less than $5.00 left.



If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have

$49.00 left.



If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.



But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you

would have $214.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and recycle.



This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Cervantes

Hear hear, best economic advice I've seen all day.

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Bear Cub

Funny, though I don't know where they get $214. $.05 deposit on those cans, $50 ROI.

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