Spermicide or Pesticide? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Brewmaniac · 06-29-2003, 05:55 PM

I just read this on another board and laughed my ass off! I just had to share.
All credits go to, kiersten. Thanks

A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condomswith pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?" Thepharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that
you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide.They're on aisle 4."

"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer.

"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects,SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide."

"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on it, my wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it."

TerresqueÜ · 06-29-2003, 06:12 PM

Hahahahah!!! That was fuckin' great!

Flesh · 06-29-2003, 06:55 PM

::grin::

Munku · 06-29-2003, 07:39 PM

What's so funny? Is crap the bug?

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 06-30-2003, 06:55 PM

very funny.

glad

Slims · 07-03-2003, 01:50 AM

hahahaha

bravo49 · 07-03-2003, 02:32 AM

Top notch

zynyxx · 07-03-2003, 01:30 PM

that's a good one

Nisses · 07-03-2003, 03:04 PM

you can't argue with common sense

06-29-2003, 05:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Spermicide or Pesticide? I just read this on another board and laughed my ass off! I just had to share. All credits go to, kiersten. Thanks A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condomswith pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?" Thepharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide.They're on aisle 4." "No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer. "Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects,SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide." "Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on it, my wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-29-2003, 06:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahahah!!! That was fuckin' great! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-30-2003, 06:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	very funny. glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-03-2003, 01:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hahahaha __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-03-2003, 03:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	you can't argue with common sense __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

06-29-2003, 07:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	What's so funny? Is crap the bug?

07-03-2003, 02:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Top notch

07-03-2003, 01:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
zynyxx Tilted	that's a good one