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Tully Mars · 09-27-2008, 12:44 PM

Apples and Wine

Women...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now....

Men....

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

uncle phil · 09-28-2008, 03:41 AM

"thank you...thank you very much..."

Amaras · 09-28-2008, 04:48 PM

Twas very good. Thanks!

SSJTWIZTA · 10-01-2008, 06:07 PM

sad because true.

still funny though.

genuinegirly · 10-02-2008, 07:41 PM

Hehe. I like this one.

Brewmaniac · 10-04-2008, 02:24 PM

Hey, I resemble that! ha ha

Nimetic · 10-04-2008, 03:16 PM

I reckon the thing to do is sit under the tree with a good book. Gravity and time will bring the apples down.

sadistikdreams · 10-05-2008, 08:41 PM

Ow. My grapes hurt just thinking about it.

09-27-2008, 12:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Men/Women... Apples/Wine... Apples and Wine Women... Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now.... Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

09-28-2008, 03:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"thank you...thank you very much..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-28-2008, 04:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Twas very good. Thanks! __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

10-01-2008, 06:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	sad because true. still funny though. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

10-02-2008, 07:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Hehe. I like this one. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

10-04-2008, 02:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Hey, I resemble that! ha ha __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-04-2008, 03:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
Nimetic Junkie Location: Melbourne, Australia	I reckon the thing to do is sit under the tree with a good book. Gravity and time will bring the apples down.

10-05-2008, 08:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Ow. My grapes hurt just thinking about it. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.