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Tully Mars · 10-03-2008, 08:20 AM

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

genuinegirly · 10-03-2008, 09:05 AM

Oh man! hehe

gamefreak1398 · 10-03-2008, 02:17 PM

hahah well if she'd looked in the freezer, they'd both be dead anyway

the second woman would kill the first, and then become so exhausted from it that she'd die anyway lol

ASU2003 · 10-03-2008, 03:31 PM

That's funny.

uncle phil · 10-04-2008, 03:50 AM

'tis funny...

abaya · 10-04-2008, 03:54 AM

dlish · 10-04-2008, 03:55 AM

if she found her in the freezer, the husband would have been dead too

blahblah454 · 10-04-2008, 09:37 AM

Haha thats a good one! And good point dlish.

Brewmaniac · 10-04-2008, 11:17 AM

Very clever joke! Thanks

Dragonknight · 10-04-2008, 03:11 PM

LOL loved that one, yes I agree could have been three dead.

10-03-2008, 08:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Two Ladies Talking in Heaven Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-03-2008, 09:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Oh man! hehe __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

10-04-2008, 03:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	'tis funny... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-04-2008, 03:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	HA! __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

10-04-2008, 03:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	if she found her in the freezer, the husband would have been dead too __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-03-2008, 02:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
gamefreak1398 Upright	hahah well if she'd looked in the freezer, they'd both be dead anyway the second woman would kill the first, and then become so exhausted from it that she'd die anyway lol

10-03-2008, 03:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	That's funny.

10-04-2008, 09:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Haha thats a good one! And good point dlish.

10-04-2008, 11:17 AM	#9 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Very clever joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-04-2008, 03:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	LOL loved that one, yes I agree could have been three dead. __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.