Tully Mars

First-year students at Texas A&M Vet School were
receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class
by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary
to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is
that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body.'

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it
and stuck it in his mouth.'Go ahead and do the same
thing,' he told his students.The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and
sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
said, 'The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough,
but it's even tougher if you're stupid.

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uncle phil

/me loves aggie jokes...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.