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Old 06-24-2003, 08:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A story about a mother-in-law

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel uncomfortable.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once!

What could I say?

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "

Moral of the story:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehehehehe!
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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an oldie but a goodie. thanks
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Old 06-24-2003, 09:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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haha thanks haven't heard it before
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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never heard it before and glad I did because it was hilarious
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Now that's funny. Me, I think I'd have locked the doors, barred 'em, and then gone up for a fast and furious love session!
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Old 06-29-2003, 08:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That is a great joke...
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Old 06-29-2003, 08:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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heard it before and loved it every time!
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Old 06-29-2003, 11:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Very Fucking funny!!!
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Old 06-30-2003, 01:32 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hell yeah wasnt expecting that. The moral says it all
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That 's funny.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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heard it before but very funny anyway.


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Old 06-30-2003, 08:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hahahaha, good shit
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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thanks for the post, but i've heard it before. still, a funny joke none the less.
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Hadn't heard this one! Laughed out loud in the office which made everyone look at me funny! Thanks!
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:13 AM   #16 (permalink)
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good one I liked it
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:16 AM   #17 (permalink)
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hehehe.. hadn't heard this one... thanks.
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:17 AM   #18 (permalink)
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nice one, havnt heard it for ages..
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:56 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Ho yeah!! I can agree on that moral note!! good one!
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:27 PM   #20 (permalink)
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people write "lol" all the time. I actually laughed out loud.
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:35 PM   #21 (permalink)
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people write "lol" all the time. I actually laughed out loud.
me too, thats hilarious
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:00 PM   #22 (permalink)
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That was a great story
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Old 07-31-2003, 06:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
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XD
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