Joke of the Day - April 21 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 04-21-2003, 02:33 AM

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew as being an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.

"Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.

She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them".

He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and shouted, "Here Soap! Here Water!"

frozenstellar · 04-21-2003, 04:01 AM

i gotta stop reading this board when my stomach is messed up.

Fly · 04-21-2003, 07:08 AM

dogs clean 'em up fine.not a prob.

thanx Jadz

Silverbrain · 04-21-2003, 08:25 AM

Wasnt what i was expecting )

MexicanOnABike · 04-21-2003, 08:29 AM

sick! hehe.

forgotten_dream · 04-21-2003, 12:25 PM

Hah! I think i've heard that before. Still, any kid who's ever eaten vegtables with a pet dog around knows they get dishes cleaner than that.

gibber71 · 04-21-2003, 01:19 PM

Like to see what soup and water look like.

ratbastid · 04-21-2003, 02:39 PM

My dog would do a GREAT job on dishes!

hiredgun · 04-21-2003, 05:33 PM

ewww.... i hope the minister was able to keep his food down.

Baz · 04-21-2003, 06:42 PM

Good one.

Meier_Link · 04-21-2003, 07:09 PM

who needs one of those fancy machine things

pazza · 04-21-2003, 08:49 PM

hehe nice

04-21-2003, 02:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - April 21 A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew as being an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime. She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them". He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and shouted, "Here Soap! Here Water!"

04-21-2003, 07:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	dogs clean 'em up fine.not a prob. thanx Jadz __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-21-2003, 08:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Wasnt what i was expecting ) __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-21-2003, 08:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	sick! hehe. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-21-2003, 12:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Hah! I think i've heard that before. Still, any kid who's ever eaten vegtables with a pet dog around knows they get dishes cleaner than that. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-21-2003, 04:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
frozenstellar Without Wings Location: Australia	i gotta stop reading this board when my stomach is messed up.

04-21-2003, 01:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	Like to see what soup and water look like.

04-21-2003, 02:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	My dog would do a GREAT job on dishes!

04-21-2003, 05:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
hiredgun Addict	ewww.... i hope the minister was able to keep his food down.

04-21-2003, 06:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Baz Psycho Location: North	Good one. __________________ - Baz

04-21-2003, 07:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
Meier_Link Psycho Location: in a state of confusion	who needs one of those fancy machine things __________________ life is a sexually transmitted disease

04-21-2003, 08:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	hehe nice __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.