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Brewmaniac · 10-02-2007, 05:35 AM

This sounds vaguely familiar but I searched and found zip so...

One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put

a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"?
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your

Mommy before he goes to work".

Suddenly, a little boy at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass"!

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Plan9 · 10-02-2007, 06:22 AM

HAHAHA!

Nothing like waking up in the morning with a raging crotchbat and the little woman still asleep.

Talk about being careful... you gotta be steady like the friggin' bomb squad and try to get her in the mood for a pre-work pokin'.

10-02-2007, 05:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	What does a kiss taste like? This sounds vaguely familiar but I searched and found zip so... One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"? "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mommy before he goes to work". Suddenly, a little boy at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass"! _ __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-02-2007, 06:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	HAHAHA! Nothing like waking up in the morning with a raging crotchbat and the little woman still asleep. Talk about being careful... you gotta be steady like the friggin' bomb squad and try to get her in the mood for a pre-work pokin'. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."