What does a kiss taste like?
 

This sounds vaguely familiar but I searched and found zip so...


One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put

a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"?
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your

Mommy before he goes to work".

Suddenly, a little boy at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass"!

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HAHAHA!

Nothing like waking up in the morning with a raging crotchbat and the little woman still asleep.

Talk about being careful... you gotta be steady like the friggin' bomb squad and try to get her in the mood for a pre-work pokin'.